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[ When he passed out, he was in the middle of a dune-y desert. How the hell did he end up in an abandoned town at the edge of a forest? ]

Hakkai! Goku! ...Dammit, Jeep! Where are you guys?







((ooc: In preparation for applying to a new game, this here is canon reboot Gojyo, fresh from Reload 8. He doesn't remember anything that's happened in any game or DR, but feel free to remember him, if you want!))

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gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:40 am (UTC)
Hakkai. There's no way we're in a different dimension. This is China, just look around!
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:14 am (UTC)
Where do you suppose the sanbutsushin came from? Although I realize you haven't seen them personally, I have. There's more to them than just floating heads.

Heaven itself can be seen as an alternate dimension. Of course, if heaven is an alternate dimension then I suppose hell is as well...
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:36 am (UTC)
So this is...?

[ Hakkai's making sense.

...Hakkai's talking about hell, and that's never good. But other than that, Hakkai's making sense.
]

This is another world.

[ God that sounds crazy. He can't quite believe he's believing this. But if this is another world, then there's something very important they're forgetting. ]

Goku. ...Hakkai, if we're here, then Goku's all alone.

[ Again. ]
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:52 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily.

[There is some small consolation in the fact that Goku wasn't left alone. It's not exactly the best of news, but...]

I've been here longer than you, and it sounds as though I came from a different reality. Before coming here, I left all three of you in Jeep, which means...

There's one world in which all three of you are missing me and one world in which you're the one who's missing.

[So at least Goku isn't completely alone, though Hakkai has picked up on the insinuation that Sanzo isn't in the picture. It would still be difficult with only half the ikkou.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
[ Okay, see, he'd just managed to get fine with the idea of parallel worlds, and now he has to try and process the idea that there's more than one of him? More than one Hakkai? Goddammit. ]

There's more than one me.
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
Yes. [Speaking of which...]

I met a female-you once.

She was very nice. [In bed.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
[ His hands slap immediately to his chest, a dawning look of horror considering the tragedy that would be the loss of the Penis of Sha Gojyo. ]

You what?!

[ Is that hot or wrong? ]

No. You're fuckin' with me.
lethal_smile
Feb. 18th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC)
No. I was fucking with her, actually.

[Intentionally trying to break your brain now, Gojyo.]

Did you ever consider the possibility that you might be attracted to me?
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 18th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
What? No!

[ Occasionally! But never seriously! ]

Don't even joke about that sort of thing!

[ Congrats! Gojyo is now completely distracted from the previous thoughts of kidnapping, parallel universes, and stranded monkeys. ]

You're a guy!
lethal_smile
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
[Mission accomplished!]

Are you sure?

[Hakkai questions your sexuality, Gojyo.]

It's not a joke, she seemed quite interested. And she wasn't the only one, either...

[Plus, he does have proof.]

I've slept with male versions of you as well. Repeatedly. Even on a regular basis with one of them, for awhile. Though, he doesn't seem to be around anymore.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
[ There is not way this is real. There is no way this conversation is happening. There is no fucking way he heard any of that right. ]

...Did I hit my head?
lethal_smile
Feb. 19th, 2011 01:08 am (UTC)
Does it bother you? We don't have to talk about it if it makes you uncomfortable.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 19th, 2011 01:19 am (UTC)
You're trying to drive me crazy. You've finally cracked, an' you're tryin' to take me with you.

Edited at 2011-02-19 01:22 am (UTC)
lethal_smile
Feb. 19th, 2011 02:40 am (UTC)
Now that's not a very nice thing to say. Since when have I ever insisted that you follow me?

[You've got it the wrong way around, Gojyo. Hakkai's the one who usually follows you around when you've got a death wish.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 19th, 2011 02:58 am (UTC)
That's not what I meant. Why're you talkin' about us fucking, Hakkai? That's weird.
lethal_smile
Feb. 19th, 2011 04:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, no reason. Ahahaha.

[Because he's certainly not interested in you or anything, and it's not like he was trying to distract you from the situation.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 20th, 2011 06:01 am (UTC)
[ This is very weird. Is it code? Are they being watched, is Hakkai trying to get him a message without saying what he really means out loud? Should he act more offended? Play along? What? ]

Heh. You had me worried there for a minute. I was beginnin' to think you'd really switched sides.

[ Switched sides... like, gone from their sides to the side of the kidnappers. Come on, Hakkai, read his mind. ]
lethal_smile
Feb. 20th, 2011 06:52 am (UTC)
[Unfortunately, Hakkai is not a mind reader. Worse still, he seems to have decided that it's better to continue to distract Gojyo than to let him worry about where they are and how they got there.]

No, I swing both ways, actually. So I didn't 'switch' anything, you see. I simply added a...

[A what? Another dimension to his sexuality? He certainly hasn't stopped liking women, but how is he supposed to say...?]

That is, I'm pitching for both teams now... and catching, sometimes.

[Yeah, it's code all right, but it's not code for enemies, or baseball, or anything else like that. Sorry Gojyo.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:02 am (UTC)
[ Both ways. Both their side and their enemy's? So he was playing at being a middle man, was he? Okay. Gojyo knew something about that. And the comment about pitching... throwing out... fighting? Fighting for both sides?

So, whoever brought them here, to this abandoned town in the middle of nowhere, they wanted Hakkai to fight for them. And whatever they wanted him to do was bad enough, or secret enough, that he couldn't tell Gojyo about it straight out. What could be so bad?

Only one way to find out, right? If he offered to join their side, then he and Hakkai together, they could break whatever hold these guys had over Hakkai and get the hell out of here and back where they belonged.
]

If you're lookin' for relief, all you've got t'do is ask. Won't be my first time pinch-hitting.
lethal_smile
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:23 am (UTC)
[Just this face.]

Gojyo...

[Hakkai doesn't believe you. Because there's no way Sha Gojyo would ever volunteer something like that so casually... right?]

I don't think you understand what I was saying.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:31 am (UTC)
[ So it's bad. Whoever brought them here, whatever they want from Hakkai, it's really bad.

And if it's that bad, there's no way Gojyo's going to make Hakkai face it on his own.
]

I heard you loud an' clear. You sayin' you don' want me to lend a hand?
lethal_smile
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:37 am (UTC)
[Never mind lending a hand, this is getting out of hand.]

No, I'm saying that I'm attracted to men.

...it's not that hard to believe, is it?

[Oh well, at least the distraction was a complete failure.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:39 am (UTC)
[ Okay, so that means...

...attracted to men, that means...

...what the hell could that mean? What the hell kind of stupid code is this, anyway? Okay, sure, he thought about sex a lot, so it made sense for Hakkai to try and talk to him in some kind of sex code, but seriously, would it kill him to be a little more clear?
]

I don't follow.
lethal_smile
Feb. 20th, 2011 05:06 pm (UTC)
[Well, obviously Hakkai was going to have to be more blunt, because nothing else was working.

So he's just going to put his hands on Gojyo's shoulders, look him straight in the eyes, and...]


Gojyo, I like cock.

[Okay, it felt weird for Hakkai to be that direct. But even Gojyo should understand what he's trying to say, right?]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 20th, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC)
[ That's... I mean... he... ]

This isn't a metaphor, is it?
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