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[ When he passed out, he was in the middle of a dune-y desert. How the hell did he end up in an abandoned town at the edge of a forest? ]

Hakkai! Goku! ...Dammit, Jeep! Where are you guys?







((ooc: In preparation for applying to a new game, this here is canon reboot Gojyo, fresh from Reload 8. He doesn't remember anything that's happened in any game or DR, but feel free to remember him, if you want!))

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gojyo_saaama
Feb. 16th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
And we're back to you not makin' any kind of sense. There's no such thing as alternate universes.
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
...just like there's no such thing as aliens?
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:24 am (UTC)
Fei Ma was abducted by aliens. They put wires in his head an' everything! He could hear Radio Beijing through 'em sometimes.
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:36 am (UTC)
[Just this face. Because you are so full of it.]

I'm afraid I wouldn't know about that. I have seen evidence of alternate dimensions, though.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:40 am (UTC)
Hakkai. There's no way we're in a different dimension. This is China, just look around!
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:14 am (UTC)
Where do you suppose the sanbutsushin came from? Although I realize you haven't seen them personally, I have. There's more to them than just floating heads.

Heaven itself can be seen as an alternate dimension. Of course, if heaven is an alternate dimension then I suppose hell is as well...
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:36 am (UTC)
So this is...?

[ Hakkai's making sense.

...Hakkai's talking about hell, and that's never good. But other than that, Hakkai's making sense.
]

This is another world.

[ God that sounds crazy. He can't quite believe he's believing this. But if this is another world, then there's something very important they're forgetting. ]

Goku. ...Hakkai, if we're here, then Goku's all alone.

[ Again. ]
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:52 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily.

[There is some small consolation in the fact that Goku wasn't left alone. It's not exactly the best of news, but...]

I've been here longer than you, and it sounds as though I came from a different reality. Before coming here, I left all three of you in Jeep, which means...

There's one world in which all three of you are missing me and one world in which you're the one who's missing.

[So at least Goku isn't completely alone, though Hakkai has picked up on the insinuation that Sanzo isn't in the picture. It would still be difficult with only half the ikkou.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
[ Okay, see, he'd just managed to get fine with the idea of parallel worlds, and now he has to try and process the idea that there's more than one of him? More than one Hakkai? Goddammit. ]

There's more than one me.
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
Yes. [Speaking of which...]

I met a female-you once.

She was very nice. [In bed.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
[ His hands slap immediately to his chest, a dawning look of horror considering the tragedy that would be the loss of the Penis of Sha Gojyo. ]

You what?!

[ Is that hot or wrong? ]

No. You're fuckin' with me.
lethal_smile
Feb. 18th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC)
No. I was fucking with her, actually.

[Intentionally trying to break your brain now, Gojyo.]

Did you ever consider the possibility that you might be attracted to me?
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 18th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
What? No!

[ Occasionally! But never seriously! ]

Don't even joke about that sort of thing!

[ Congrats! Gojyo is now completely distracted from the previous thoughts of kidnapping, parallel universes, and stranded monkeys. ]

You're a guy!
lethal_smile
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
[Mission accomplished!]

Are you sure?

[Hakkai questions your sexuality, Gojyo.]

It's not a joke, she seemed quite interested. And she wasn't the only one, either...

[Plus, he does have proof.]

I've slept with male versions of you as well. Repeatedly. Even on a regular basis with one of them, for awhile. Though, he doesn't seem to be around anymore.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
[ There is not way this is real. There is no way this conversation is happening. There is no fucking way he heard any of that right. ]

...Did I hit my head?
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