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[ When he passed out, he was in the middle of a dune-y desert. How the hell did he end up in an abandoned town at the edge of a forest? ]

Hakkai! Goku! ...Dammit, Jeep! Where are you guys?

((ooc: In preparation for applying to a new game, this here is canon reboot Gojyo, fresh from Reload 8. He doesn't remember anything that's happened in any game or DR, but feel free to remember him, if you want!))


Feb. 16th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
And we're back to you not makin' any kind of sense. There's no such thing as alternate universes.
Feb. 17th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
...just like there's no such thing as aliens?
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:24 am (UTC)
Fei Ma was abducted by aliens. They put wires in his head an' everything! He could hear Radio Beijing through 'em sometimes.
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:36 am (UTC)
[Just this face. Because you are so full of it.]

I'm afraid I wouldn't know about that. I have seen evidence of alternate dimensions, though.
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:40 am (UTC)
Hakkai. There's no way we're in a different dimension. This is China, just look around!
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:14 am (UTC)
Where do you suppose the sanbutsushin came from? Although I realize you haven't seen them personally, I have. There's more to them than just floating heads.

Heaven itself can be seen as an alternate dimension. Of course, if heaven is an alternate dimension then I suppose hell is as well...
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:36 am (UTC)
So this is...?

[ Hakkai's making sense.

...Hakkai's talking about hell, and that's never good. But other than that, Hakkai's making sense.

This is another world.

[ God that sounds crazy. He can't quite believe he's believing this. But if this is another world, then there's something very important they're forgetting. ]

Goku. ...Hakkai, if we're here, then Goku's all alone.

[ Again. ]
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:52 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily.

[There is some small consolation in the fact that Goku wasn't left alone. It's not exactly the best of news, but...]

I've been here longer than you, and it sounds as though I came from a different reality. Before coming here, I left all three of you in Jeep, which means...

There's one world in which all three of you are missing me and one world in which you're the one who's missing.

[So at least Goku isn't completely alone, though Hakkai has picked up on the insinuation that Sanzo isn't in the picture. It would still be difficult with only half the ikkou.]
Feb. 17th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
[ Okay, see, he'd just managed to get fine with the idea of parallel worlds, and now he has to try and process the idea that there's more than one of him? More than one Hakkai? Goddammit. ]

There's more than one me.
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
Yes. [Speaking of which...]

I met a female-you once.

She was very nice. [In bed.]
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
[ His hands slap immediately to his chest, a dawning look of horror considering the tragedy that would be the loss of the Penis of Sha Gojyo. ]

You what?!

[ Is that hot or wrong? ]

No. You're fuckin' with me.
Feb. 18th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC)
No. I was fucking with her, actually.

[Intentionally trying to break your brain now, Gojyo.]

Did you ever consider the possibility that you might be attracted to me?
Feb. 18th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
What? No!

[ Occasionally! But never seriously! ]

Don't even joke about that sort of thing!

[ Congrats! Gojyo is now completely distracted from the previous thoughts of kidnapping, parallel universes, and stranded monkeys. ]

You're a guy!
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
[Mission accomplished!]

Are you sure?

[Hakkai questions your sexuality, Gojyo.]

It's not a joke, she seemed quite interested. And she wasn't the only one, either...

[Plus, he does have proof.]

I've slept with male versions of you as well. Repeatedly. Even on a regular basis with one of them, for awhile. Though, he doesn't seem to be around anymore.
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
[ There is not way this is real. There is no way this conversation is happening. There is no fucking way he heard any of that right. ]

...Did I hit my head?
Feb. 19th, 2011 01:08 am (UTC)
Does it bother you? We don't have to talk about it if it makes you uncomfortable.
Feb. 19th, 2011 01:19 am (UTC)
You're trying to drive me crazy. You've finally cracked, an' you're tryin' to take me with you.

Edited at 2011-02-19 01:22 am (UTC)
Feb. 19th, 2011 02:40 am (UTC)
Now that's not a very nice thing to say. Since when have I ever insisted that you follow me?

[You've got it the wrong way around, Gojyo. Hakkai's the one who usually follows you around when you've got a death wish.]
Feb. 19th, 2011 02:58 am (UTC)
That's not what I meant. Why're you talkin' about us fucking, Hakkai? That's weird.
Feb. 19th, 2011 04:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, no reason. Ahahaha.

[Because he's certainly not interested in you or anything, and it's not like he was trying to distract you from the situation.]
Feb. 20th, 2011 06:01 am (UTC)
[ This is very weird. Is it code? Are they being watched, is Hakkai trying to get him a message without saying what he really means out loud? Should he act more offended? Play along? What? ]

Heh. You had me worried there for a minute. I was beginnin' to think you'd really switched sides.

[ Switched sides... like, gone from their sides to the side of the kidnappers. Come on, Hakkai, read his mind. ]
Feb. 20th, 2011 06:52 am (UTC)
[Unfortunately, Hakkai is not a mind reader. Worse still, he seems to have decided that it's better to continue to distract Gojyo than to let him worry about where they are and how they got there.]

No, I swing both ways, actually. So I didn't 'switch' anything, you see. I simply added a...

[A what? Another dimension to his sexuality? He certainly hasn't stopped liking women, but how is he supposed to say...?]

That is, I'm pitching for both teams now... and catching, sometimes.

[Yeah, it's code all right, but it's not code for enemies, or baseball, or anything else like that. Sorry Gojyo.]
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:02 am (UTC)
[ Both ways. Both their side and their enemy's? So he was playing at being a middle man, was he? Okay. Gojyo knew something about that. And the comment about pitching... throwing out... fighting? Fighting for both sides?

So, whoever brought them here, to this abandoned town in the middle of nowhere, they wanted Hakkai to fight for them. And whatever they wanted him to do was bad enough, or secret enough, that he couldn't tell Gojyo about it straight out. What could be so bad?

Only one way to find out, right? If he offered to join their side, then he and Hakkai together, they could break whatever hold these guys had over Hakkai and get the hell out of here and back where they belonged.

If you're lookin' for relief, all you've got t'do is ask. Won't be my first time pinch-hitting.
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:23 am (UTC)
[Just this face.]


[Hakkai doesn't believe you. Because there's no way Sha Gojyo would ever volunteer something like that so casually... right?]

I don't think you understand what I was saying.
Feb. 20th, 2011 07:31 am (UTC)
[ So it's bad. Whoever brought them here, whatever they want from Hakkai, it's really bad.

And if it's that bad, there's no way Gojyo's going to make Hakkai face it on his own.

I heard you loud an' clear. You sayin' you don' want me to lend a hand?
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