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[ When he passed out, he was in the middle of a dune-y desert. How the hell did he end up in an abandoned town at the edge of a forest? ]

Hakkai! Goku! ...Dammit, Jeep! Where are you guys?







((ooc: In preparation for applying to a new game, this here is canon reboot Gojyo, fresh from Reload 8. He doesn't remember anything that's happened in any game or DR, but feel free to remember him, if you want!))

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lethal_smile
Feb. 16th, 2011 03:32 am (UTC)
It is a bit unsettling, isn't it? [He should know. After all, he's been here quite awhile.]

I'm afraid I don't know where Goku is.

(I was afraid I wouldn't get to play with you for awhile, after the hiatus at LS.)
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 16th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC)
His belly'll be grumbling soon enough. We'll just have to follow the earthquake.

[ Seriously, those are really big trees, just past the edge of town over there. Really big evergreen trees. There are no evergreens in the desert.

Where the hell are they?
]

Hell of a trick, turning a desert into a forest. Think our hosts could conjure up a couple cold ones, too?


((That was just for LS. And this place needed some activity, so I figured, what the hell. I'm glad you replied!))
lethal_smile
Feb. 16th, 2011 05:03 am (UTC)
I'm afraid it doesn't work that way... although, one never knows with this place, I suppose.

[Anything could happen here. Although, Hakkai is hoping that things like the tattoo event won't repeat themselves. Ever.]


We're not in Shangri-La, Gojyo. This place seems to be an alternate dimension, of sorts. People come and go at will here. Or without any will at all.

I'm not sure if or when we'll see Goku... or anyone else.

(Yeah, this place has been dead for awhile. It was my first DR though, so I'll always have a soft spot for it.)
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 16th, 2011 05:16 am (UTC)
[ Those were words, but they didn't make any kind of sense. ]

Did you hit your head or somethin'?
lethal_smile
Feb. 16th, 2011 05:54 pm (UTC)
[Yeah, he should've expected that.]

No. I'm fine, Gojyo. You said yourself that deserts don't just turn into forests.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 16th, 2011 06:08 pm (UTC)
Uh-huh, and then you said somethin' out of a space adventure comic.

[ He pauses to consider. ]

Hakkai. Did we get kidnapped by aliens?!
lethal_smile
Feb. 16th, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC)
Not the kind of aliens you were hoping for, I'm afraid~

[Because knowing Gojyo, he's expecting sex with attractive alien women... or something.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 16th, 2011 08:48 pm (UTC)
[ Damn right! Or little green men. He'll take little beeping green men, too, because that would just be cool. ]

They aren't the butt-probing ones, are they?
lethal_smile
Feb. 16th, 2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
As appealing as that sounds, we haven't been kidnapped by aliens.

[Though he's sure this comes as a huge disappointment. And exactly how is being kidnapped by aliens more probable than being in an alternate dimension?]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 16th, 2011 11:42 pm (UTC)
[ Everybody knows aliens are real! But alternate dimensions, that's total fantasy. ]

So where th'hell are we? Where's th'desert, where's Jeep?
lethal_smile
Feb. 16th, 2011 11:54 pm (UTC)
[They're going to have to agree to disagree about that.]

I already told you where we are. The desert is back in Shangri-La, and I suppose poor Jeep is as well.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 16th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
And we're back to you not makin' any kind of sense. There's no such thing as alternate universes.
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
...just like there's no such thing as aliens?
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:24 am (UTC)
Fei Ma was abducted by aliens. They put wires in his head an' everything! He could hear Radio Beijing through 'em sometimes.
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:36 am (UTC)
[Just this face. Because you are so full of it.]

I'm afraid I wouldn't know about that. I have seen evidence of alternate dimensions, though.
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:40 am (UTC)
Hakkai. There's no way we're in a different dimension. This is China, just look around!
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:14 am (UTC)
Where do you suppose the sanbutsushin came from? Although I realize you haven't seen them personally, I have. There's more to them than just floating heads.

Heaven itself can be seen as an alternate dimension. Of course, if heaven is an alternate dimension then I suppose hell is as well...
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 05:36 am (UTC)
So this is...?

[ Hakkai's making sense.

...Hakkai's talking about hell, and that's never good. But other than that, Hakkai's making sense.
]

This is another world.

[ God that sounds crazy. He can't quite believe he's believing this. But if this is another world, then there's something very important they're forgetting. ]

Goku. ...Hakkai, if we're here, then Goku's all alone.

[ Again. ]
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 04:52 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily.

[There is some small consolation in the fact that Goku wasn't left alone. It's not exactly the best of news, but...]

I've been here longer than you, and it sounds as though I came from a different reality. Before coming here, I left all three of you in Jeep, which means...

There's one world in which all three of you are missing me and one world in which you're the one who's missing.

[So at least Goku isn't completely alone, though Hakkai has picked up on the insinuation that Sanzo isn't in the picture. It would still be difficult with only half the ikkou.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
[ Okay, see, he'd just managed to get fine with the idea of parallel worlds, and now he has to try and process the idea that there's more than one of him? More than one Hakkai? Goddammit. ]

There's more than one me.
lethal_smile
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
Yes. [Speaking of which...]

I met a female-you once.

She was very nice. [In bed.]
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
[ His hands slap immediately to his chest, a dawning look of horror considering the tragedy that would be the loss of the Penis of Sha Gojyo. ]

You what?!

[ Is that hot or wrong? ]

No. You're fuckin' with me.
lethal_smile
Feb. 18th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC)
No. I was fucking with her, actually.

[Intentionally trying to break your brain now, Gojyo.]

Did you ever consider the possibility that you might be attracted to me?
gojyo_saaama
Feb. 18th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
What? No!

[ Occasionally! But never seriously! ]

Don't even joke about that sort of thing!

[ Congrats! Gojyo is now completely distracted from the previous thoughts of kidnapping, parallel universes, and stranded monkeys. ]

You're a guy!
lethal_smile
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
[Mission accomplished!]

Are you sure?

[Hakkai questions your sexuality, Gojyo.]

It's not a joke, she seemed quite interested. And she wasn't the only one, either...

[Plus, he does have proof.]

I've slept with male versions of you as well. Repeatedly. Even on a regular basis with one of them, for awhile. Though, he doesn't seem to be around anymore.
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